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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Sirius Black is arrested for selling Ritalin to the younger pupils during the Triwizard Tournament Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron Weasley accidentally destroys all of Scotland after converting to Scientology Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron Weasley accidentally destroys all of Scotland after converting to Scientology Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Lucius Malfoy kills Ron after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Lord Voldemort becomes a Muggle in a scene which will make you weep for days Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

For the rest, you'll just have to wait for the book...