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And because it's been a while, have a fun link! http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle.html

For busy parents:

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/berenstain.moving.shtml

Jared: You know what would be funny?
Mom: A clown getting hit by a truck!
**kids laugh**
Robert: It's funnier than a clown doing anything else!
Mom: I love you, Robert!

With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules
to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!!

Please use these helpful hints this and every year.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see
if it is really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which
they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of
grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to
kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with
somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would
apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find
out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short
circuits; just GET OUT.

10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good
reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you
know what you're doing.

13. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old
house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight,
not a candle.

14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes,
increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact
that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's
still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

16. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
listed here: Amityville, Elm Street , Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in
trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws
are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine .

17. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to
the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that
it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a
tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and

most likely be eaten.

18. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple
guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers,
butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from
deceased companions.

19. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the
time to move in with the in- laws. This also applies to houses that had
previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some
horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can
flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.

I have been a huge slacker on my link of the day thing I used to do all the time. So here, have SEVEN!

World’s fastest shoe tying knot: http://www.5min.com/Video/The-world-fastest-shoelace-knot-6824

God-doubting robot: http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/BOT71frame.html

Different sign generators! (My favorite is the back tattoo): http://www.imagechef.com/ic/product.jsp

Battery hack! Save money on AA batteries: http://www.dorks.com/videos/battery_trick.html

The adventures of Batman and Robin….and Jesus: http://www.srant.com/default.asp?ID=259

Cool little flip books: http://yuxt.com/artist/Flipping_Pages

Screaming Frog: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1086591751

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.


1. Customer Service Representative

2. Foreign Language Instructor

3. ESL Teacher

4. High School Teacher

5. Gunsmith

6. Editor

7. Librarian

8. Desktop Publisher

9. Dental Assistant

10. Animator

BONUS CRACK:

21. Taxidermist

39. Medical Illustrator

My husband made the mistake of giving my children a ten dollar bill to chase down the the ice cream man.

After the ice cream was eaten they still have EIGHT giant Pixie Stix tubes. They bragged that they still had a dollar left, but then I found out it was because the guy ran out of Pixie Stix and couldn't give them more.

Oy. Change? What's that?

Ten Pop Culture References I Expect My Nearest and Dearest to Understand


1. Only MOSTLY dead!
2. I am Magneto the white!
3. Is being you like being high all the time?
4. It’s a perfectly Cromulent word.
5. If my pants fit you, I’ll kill myself.
6. Not my daughter, you bitch!
7. Like their all having a sponsored epileptic fit!
8. It goes ding when there’s stuff!
9. “How do I know it’s you?” “You’re a dick” “Okay.”
10. I didn’t sign up for a cage match!

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I almost died laughing!