A typical morning at my house...

Me: What would you like for breakfast?

Jared: Toast!

Me: What Kind of toast? Your brother is having peanut butter.

Jared: I don’t like peanut butter; I want the kind I like!

Me: Cinnamon toast?

Jared: Yes! Cinnamon toast!

Me: (Makes cinnamon toast) Here you go!

Jared: I wanted the cinnamon toast without this stuff on it!

Me: That’s the cinnamon sugar!

Jared: I wanted the cinnamon toast that just has butter on it!

Me: *faceplam* (throws away cinnmon toast and makes buttered toast)

Jared: Yummy!

Robert: (who has been eating peanut butter toast) I'd like some cinnamon toast!

Me: *sigh*