Meme

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
Woman in Chains – Tears for Fears
You think I’m a whore? Ouch!

2. What do my friends really think of me?
Smooth – Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Niiiiice

3. How can I make people like me more?
I didn’t want to say goodbye – Ari Hest
By…dropping dead?

4. What does my crush truly think of me?
If She Knew What She Wants – The Bangles
Awwww

5. Do people secretly lust after me?
Bring It On Home To Me – Sam Cooke
I guess so!

6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Carrick Fergus – The Cheiftans
…I got nothing.

7. Will I ever have children?
Pocket Full of Kryptonite – Spin Doctors
er…not with Superman, apparently

8. Do you know where your children are?
Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone – Notting Hill Soundrack
Um, Notting Hill?

9. What should I do with my life?
The Fireman – George Straight
Either be a Fireman or a womanizer (I choose the first)

10. Will I have a happy life?
Girlfriend in a Coma – The Smiths
I’ll take that as a ‘no’.

11. Why must life be so full of pain?
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Easy come, easy go. That pretty much says it all.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Devil Went Down To Georgis – Charlie Daniels Band
Beating the devil? Cool!

13. How can I make myself happy?
Creepin’ In – Norah Jones & Dolly Parton
Buy new shoes?

14. Will I die happy?
Night Swimming – R.E.M.
With nostalgic memories, at least.

15. Can you give me some good advice?
Desperado – Clint Black
The Queen of Hearts is my best bet?

16. What is the nature of the Universe?
Halo – Depeche Mode
Though we may deserve it, it will be worth it?