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Feb. 25th, 2008 03:15 pmHome with a sick kid today. Jared feels all right once the medicine kicks in, then his throat starts hurting the headache and fever set in. It seems to be the same thing that Robert had last week.
Being up late with him last night, I learned (once again) that being really tired makes even the silliest ideas seem GREAT! I think that is why there are infomercials on after hours. Do I really not already own the Pancake Puff pan? Why the heck not? And Might Putty could hold the UNIVERSE together! The practical joke applications alone would dictate my need for a ton of that stuff!
Anyway, at some point at two in the morning I came to the decision that what I REALLY need is an Extreme Makeover. Screw this dieting thing - just suck it all out with the fat vacuum, and slice off the excess skin and sew me up! Put my boobs back where they were before I had kids, and whatever else it is they do on that show. Wouldn't that be great?
Then I realized that all of that is likely very painful and time consuming. I am pretty sure they don't offer free childcare and assistance for all the stuff that needs to be done while you are recovering from something like that.
Ah, well. I suppose I shall have to get thin the hard way, and deal with saggy skin and wrinkles and stuff. It's not like I make small children cry at the mere sight of me, and I don't put dents in the pavement when I walk down the sidewalk. So what, if I am a little lumpy in odd places from various surgeries and weight gain! At least I am still on my own two feet.
=D!
Being up late with him last night, I learned (once again) that being really tired makes even the silliest ideas seem GREAT! I think that is why there are infomercials on after hours. Do I really not already own the Pancake Puff pan? Why the heck not? And Might Putty could hold the UNIVERSE together! The practical joke applications alone would dictate my need for a ton of that stuff!
Anyway, at some point at two in the morning I came to the decision that what I REALLY need is an Extreme Makeover. Screw this dieting thing - just suck it all out with the fat vacuum, and slice off the excess skin and sew me up! Put my boobs back where they were before I had kids, and whatever else it is they do on that show. Wouldn't that be great?
Then I realized that all of that is likely very painful and time consuming. I am pretty sure they don't offer free childcare and assistance for all the stuff that needs to be done while you are recovering from something like that.
Ah, well. I suppose I shall have to get thin the hard way, and deal with saggy skin and wrinkles and stuff. It's not like I make small children cry at the mere sight of me, and I don't put dents in the pavement when I walk down the sidewalk. So what, if I am a little lumpy in odd places from various surgeries and weight gain! At least I am still on my own two feet.
=D!
